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Let's get started! I'm Hikaru "Banana" from Nogizaka46. Nice to meet you!
Welcome to Nogizaka46!
One, two...
Nice!
We are in Jersey today.
Mr. Himura, please!
Nogizaka! Eastland!
Nogizaka has become one for the first time in the history of the show, the legendary project "Eastland".
After a fierce battle, they should have won their current chair.
The reason for their comeback after about three years is...
You've probably only sat in this chair, right?
No.
I see!
That's why for three years...
I can't believe it!
If you say that, it's going to be like that all the time.
That's true.
And...
Isn't that enough?
Actually, this chair...
It's a lease.
What?
It's been a three-year lease, so it's out of date.
Why? Why?
You didn't buy it?
Is it a lease?
Why didn't you buy it?
Is it like a three-year contract?
That's why Eastland decided not to sell it for this opportunity.
I see!
I'm happy!
With various attractions and points earned, Eastland 2 aims for a new chair!
This time, it's a second round of all-or-nothing, and the end is a ridiculous conclusion!
Welcome to the world of Eastland!
It's more fun than I expected.
It's fun.
So, let me introduce you to the manager of this park.
Please come out!
Yes, hello!
I heard you were a manager three years ago.
Please say a word as a manager.
Eastland wins!
It's decided.
Now, let's see what kind of chair you can get.
First of all, you can get this chair for 300 points.
300?
300!
What?
Really?
Yes.
Why do you look like konjac?
I'm wearing thread konjac.
You only look like konjac.
This is what I used before.
Yes, yes.
It's a little hard, isn't it?
It's hard.
It's hard, isn't it?
I think "the button" was on it.
It's a little lower than the previous one, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's higher than this one, isn't it?
And you can get 500 points.
It's better than the previous one, isn't it?
It's better than this one, too.
It's deeper than this one, too.
It's really deep, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's 500 points.
And if you get 1000 points, you will get this one.
Oh, it has a backrest.
It has a backrest.
Of course, it's a cushion.
And if you get 10,000 points...
What? 10,000?
If you get 10,000 points, you will get this one.
What?
It's a gaming chair!
A gaming chair for Hinadan?
There are so many of them!
What is this chair made of?
It's made of wool.
If you use this chair, I'll tell you.
If you don't get 300 points, you will go back to the old round chair.
Mr. Kimura, please announce the first attraction!
Let's go! "Rosewood Bibibibi Chair Quiz"!
This is an Icelandic custom.
They go and get a quiz about chairs that are spread out on chairs and answer it.
Each correct answer gets 5 chair points.
However, if it's incorrect, the chair will run out of power.
First of all, these four people will start the attraction.
Have you all ever been on a Bibibibi chair?
No.
No?
No, it's my first time.
It's your first time?
Yes.
This is a quiz, so you won't get it if you get it right.
The questions about Nogizaka46 are quite simple.
So, you've been on a Bibibibi chair, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Is it hot in Jersey?
Yes, it's very hot.
Even if it's hot, you have to go and get it right away.
That's right.
You don't have time to react.
That's right.
Is it scary up there?
Yes, it's scary.
Is it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
Does Jersey get burnt and melt?
Jersey has a lot of power.
Power?
Is it scary?
Yes, it's scary. It's my first time, too.
I see.
Does it hurt for about five days?
What?
It's a pain reliever, isn't it?
It really hurts.
It hurts a lot.
You're all used to it now.
That's why you have to increase your power.
Most of you are thrown forward.
It's like an explosion.
Yes.
Let's start.
Baromaki chair quiz, get ready.
Go, go, go.
Question.
The first person to sit in a chair after entering the studio on this recording is
Maruka Batsuka, who is above you.
Go again!
You can't tell us the answer.
Go! Go! Go!
Batsu, what do you think?
It's like this.
Go!
The main subject is the scene where they are eating rice, which is the most recent during construction work in Nogizaka.
It was shown in the last HIT WISH LOCATION.
It's an oyster.
Is it round or round?
It's a snake!
It's an oyster!
Actually, only one person was sitting in a chair 3cm lower than the other.
What?
It's an oyster.
Is it?
So, don't look at me teaching you.
Okay, go!
Okay, round!
How is it?
Sitting in a chair three centimeters low.
Okay, next!
Okay, on the chair.
Okay, question!
Please look at this picture.
Okay, picture!
Okay, 23rd single "Sing Out" jacket.
Hatena is sitting here, right?
Yes.
Is it round or square?
Yes, it is!
Round!
Round! Which one is it?
Correct!
This was square.
Stop it! Stop it!
Don't tell her about this kind of problem.
Okay!
If you tell her, you'll be in trouble later.
Okay, please look at this picture.
Okay, in this picture, the one who is sticking out of the chair is Yoda.
Is it round or square?
Yes, it is!
Square!
Go ahead!
At the summer women's championship...
Summer women's championship?
Haven't you seen it?
The one who won the ice cream pair is...
Kubo! Square! Go ahead!
Square!
I can't do it!
Question!
A set of members' rooms that appear in MVs of "Ohitori- sama Tengoku"
There is no chair in the room with the bow.
X or Y?
X!
Y!
What's on your stomach? Your hearing ability is the same.
Now, please sit down!
Hurry up and sit down! Hurry up and sit down!
During construction work, Kawasaki Sakura was hit by a "bilibilis" before today.
How was it? Did it hurt?
A needle!?
It felt like you were stabbed by a needle.
It was my first time and I was so scared that I couldn't say anything.
What about above your eyes?
I should have sat deeper.
Why?
I sat too shallow.
It hurts, but it's like a massage.
What do you mean?
It's like a massage.
There's no corner like this where you don't get rewarded for your reaction.
"Inoue nagi" and "isu" are also written in kanji.
Is that so?
So remember this.
I got it.
"Inoue nagi" and "isu" are also written in kanji.
Yes, I got it.
You don't have to know what it is.
That's right.
"isquiz" second round.
These four are the winners.
I got an electric shock.
I see.
You don't feel anything even if you get an electric shock.
Do you usually get scolded?
No, I don't.
But you've never gotten an electric shock, have you?
I was interested in it, but I was scared when I saw it earlier.
It doesn't hurt, does it?
Not at all.
So far, it's been okay.
I don't think it would have hurt even if you got hit in the face.
Yes, it's scary.
And how about your face?
I've never gotten an electric shock.
Oh, you haven't?
I won in a race or something like that.
You won?
But the chair I used to sit on was not a winning chair.
That's right.
Seniors won in a game like this.
But I'm really grateful for it.
That's right.
I will definitely win for my future juniors.
Yumiki.
Yes?
You're scared, too, aren't you?
No, well...
Are you okay? Your skull and...
Your skull and...
I've been getting quite a bit of electric shock on this morning show, so I know fear.
That morning form is amazing, isn't it?
It's really bad.
It's unbelievable. It's not morning.
It's about evening.
About evening.
It's shocking.
That's right. I used to get scared on this morning show, too, but I'm trying to do something about it.
That's right.
You two are getting scared, aren't you?
It's not about trying to do something about it, it's about answering the questions correctly.
That's right.
There's no such thing as difficult questions.
Both of you were terrible.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
You didn't react at all.
It doesn't matter.
Okay, let's do it.
Ready...
Too late! Too late!
Go back! Go back!
Here it is. Here is the question.
Please have a look at this.
Okay. Ah!
The jackets of each chair are not colored.
Okay.
Red and blue.
Okay.
Do you know?
The one wearing red is...
Which one was it?
The one wearing red is...
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Here is the question.
Please look at this picture.
This is the year-end party scene.
This is the year-end party scene of 2022.
At this time, only one person is sitting.
It's Ume.
Is it correct or wrong?
Speak up!
Wrong!
How is it?
Correct!
Correct! It's not Ume!
It's Iwamoto, isn't it?
Yes, it's Iwamoto.
Iwamoto, please stand up at times like this.
Please stand up!
What are you doing?
Here is the question.
The difference between ice cream and lactose ice cream is determined by the amount of lactic acid contained in it.
Yes!
Wrong!
Circle!
Circle! How is it?
Correct!
It's correct!
How do you know it?
Do you know it?
You're good!
Yes!
Now, Shokichi.
There is something called "chair day".
"Chair day" is January 4th.
I see!
Circle or X?
"Chair day"!
One more time!
January 4th!
Wrong! How is it?
You're good!
"Chair day" is April 14th.
It's a good chair, isn't it?
That's right!
That's a good thing, isn't it?
Here is the question.
The last one!
At the studio auction in 2022, Yoda bought a massage chair.
Yes, he did!
The price is below 500,000 yen.
Circle or X?
Yes, below!
Circle or X?
Go for it!
Wrong!
How is it?
You're good!
The price is 580,000 yen.
It's above, isn't it?
Which one is the question?
The question is...
During the construction of Nogizaka46, the first project that Billi Billis came up with was "chair day" last time.
I see!
What?
Circle or X?
X! How is it?
Above!
Yes!
There is Billi Billi, but Billi Billis came up with "chair day".
Yes!
Go for it!
Oh! Question! Banana Man also participated in "overlapping cheeks" and it was the strongest Billi Billi experiment, where everyone jumped up and sat down, but only one person stood up and that was Yamashita.
Oh, that's not it!
Wrong! How about it?
That's not it!
She knows it very well!
That's good! That's good!
She made it easy for me to say it out loud like this. Thank you!
That's fast!
Last time's "Chairland" project, in the first place, Shiraishi said that he wanted to make chairs new.
Oh! Shiraishi!
Go for it!
Didn't Shiraishi say it?
How about it, Maru?
Next question.
In the last ISLAND showdown, four chairs were lined up.
The two players who played against the manager, Igimura, were Koshino and Semia.
How about it, Maru?
Good job!
You memorized it well.
It's easy for you to pronounce.
Next question.
After sitting on the boo-boo cushion in the Chicakening Grand Prix,
who said "I won't pee on you because it's Friday night"?
It's Nakanishi.
Is it me?
How about it, Bats?
Correct!
The correct answer is Ichinose.
You have 30 seconds left!
You can do it!
It's divided.
Next question.
Please look at this image.
While watching this video, who was sitting on a chair and eating cup noodles?
It's Kaki.
Yes!
Go for it!
How about it, Maru?
Correct!
Here we go, Shokuchi. Go for it!
The question is...
In the B-class special presentation,
Yumiki presented a very long staircase story of hell.
It was 3 minutes and 58 seconds on air,
but in reality it was more than 5 minutes.
Go for it! Go for it!
In reality it was 5 minutes and 15 seconds!
Were you okay in the morning?
No, it was different.
It was different.
You could tell the difference?
It was a shock.
The thin one was under construction and the thick one was in the morning.
Is there such a difference?
It's like "kiki-bili-bili".
Let's move on.
"Kiki-isu" which means "butt"!
This is a new attraction.
I didn't understand it.
Five members will sit on a chair and guess who the "butt" member is.
If everyone gets it right, you can get a high score of 100 points.
How is it? Can you tell?
I can tell.
If you have been with us for many years, you can tell.
An old lady you don't know can't sit there.
I can guess.
The members who will sit on a chair and guess who "butt" member is are these five people.
Don't wave your hands or give a signal.
I won't give you a signal!
Please don't do it.
I'll stop it right away if you do it.
Really.
How about you, Sukubo? Are you confident?
I'm confident.
Oh, you are.
It's like "we're good friends, so I'll put it on you".
You can't do it with this hand, can you?
You have to pinch your nose.
But I think you can tell who "butt" member is.
That's good.
What about you, Saoro?
I used to put members on my knees a lot.
I think I can do it.
You can do it, right?
You usually do it, don't you?
Yes, I can do it.
This chair.
I don't have much experience, so I'm a little scared.
How about you, Kanki?
I don't usually put members on my knees.
You don't?
I don't usually do it.
You don't put members on your knees?
I don't.
I don't do it either.
I can tell if you do it, Himura-san.
I can tell.
What about you, Ume?
But jersey?
I'm a little worried.
I think you know more about jersey.
Is it okay for you to wear a jersey?
Does it mean I should show my knees?
Your own knees...
This is a TV show.
Stop it.
I wanted to show my knees at least.
Ume, you're the only one who can do it.
Ume, I'm begging you.
This is a TV show.
Now, it's butt-tasting time!
Can you wear a face mask and remember who sat on you?
I'm scared.
It's butt-tasting time.
Please remember who sat on you.
Who is it?
Please remember now.
Five, four, three, two, one!
Who is it?
From now on, each of you will randomly put a butt- tasting member on you.
If you remember who sat on you, you'll get a butt-tasting member.
If you remember, you'll be happy.
I don't want to forget.
But it's the same as before.
That's right.
Two...
That's not it.
I see.
That's not it.
It's over.
This is interesting.
Next, she's going to put Ioki's butt on it.
This is difficult.
She went to Kamura.
I want you to guess it.
The numbers are pretty clear.
I want you to get 100 points.
I want it.
This show is amazing.
What is it?
It's nothing.
Next, she's going to check Endo's butt.
It's a little bit like Asiakus' butt, isn't it?
No, it's not.
No, it's definitely not.
It's definitely not.
[Sign]
Kakki reacted a little.
[Sign]
It's not strange for someone who sat down to say it, but it's not strange for someone who sat down to say it, is it?
[Sign]
Then, check the buttocks on the stomach.
[Sign]
- Huh? What was that? - What was that?
- Oh, she nodded. - Do you know what that was?
- Huh?! What was that?! - Wait, wait, wasn't Nagi too fast? I need to go a little further. Is that not allowed?
- That's right, but Nagi's was only about 2 seconds. - Mine was shorter!
- Your arms were shorter! - Mine was shorter!
- Your arms were faster?! - Mine was faster!
- That's fine, that's fine. - Your way of speaking is scary!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
And finally, a big-sized butt check!
- Is it bad? - Yeah, it's definitely wrong.
She said it's definitely wrong.
- Oh no, I can't squeeze it. - It's okay.
It's okay.
- Ume glared at me. - He did.
Here, with confident Kaki and Ikeda's inference, five people will be decided.
Will they be able to get the correct answer from here?
Kaki was the first one to come, but you're confident?
When I first came, I thought it was the same as before.
When the other girls came, they were all different.
- Iketa, you too. - Yes.
I'm sorry if it feels weird, but...
I thought the bone-in-the-meat-on-the-knees-feeling was weird.
Well, that's what you mean by "tasting".
I'm not sure if it's SAKU or NAGI.
Kaki seemed confident, so I guess it's NAGI.
- NAGI and SAKU's sitting positions are similar. - Yes, they are!
At first, I thought it was SAKU for sure.
But when Aya sat down and said "what?" I thought SAKU was the first one.
- So I think I'm more confident now. - How about you, Mayu?
I think you two had pretty light sitting positions.
But when I said "tasting", you put a lot of weight on it.
When you say "tasting", you can say it like it's a normal game.
- I like it. - When you say "tasting"...
I thought it was MAYU or SAKU.
- But Iketa is pretty confident. - Yes, I am.
MAYU and SAKU have similar butts.
Iketa's butt looks like a sommelier's.
Will they reach their true butts?
At last, only TAMURA, who is not confident, got a chance to change positions.
- I think it's MAYU. - I don't know!
In the end, they made the first choice and sat down.
Were they able to answer correctly?
What do you think?
Only those who were wrong, please stand up.
As I said, you got it.
And you, too, Kubo.
You got it wrong, too.
What a shame!
I'm happy.
Saku-tan's butt is about to burst.
It's like a pervert comment.
You're happy, too, Kubo.
Saku-tan used to sit with me a lot.
Oh, really?
I've always wanted to get it right.
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Bye-bye!